Google "Breaks" News For Nomadic Desert Tribes.

Another great Google News Headline:

"General Motors to restate 2001 earnings"

Oh, reeee-heeeee-heeeee-lllly?

Would that be to some figure, say, oh I dunnnnnoooooo, around negative one Zillion dollars?

Also, by the way Google News, Gawker had the scoop on Judith Miller quitting NYT, oh say, about 10 hours earlier than you. Uh, Google dudes...Gawker is not like a full-fledged world news outlet or anything, just by the by. But, I guess it is, now.

Maybe this is just me spiffballing here, Google News, but you might want to work on that whole "breaking news" thing.

Your search engine? It's good!

Your Fresh-As-Sicilian-Pasta Headlines? Notta-so-much-a.