Google "News".

Now I ask you, dear readers, what is amiss about this top-o-the-page headline on Google 'Muse':

"Woman Suicide Bomber Confesses!"

Who did the dead woman confess to? Did Bush conduct a séance in the Oval Office with a ouija board and Dick Cheney?

Did they fight over who got to control the see-thru pointer?

Google: is there anything we can do about taking away your license to disseminate "news"? Your news 'aggrivator' creates more questions than answers. And, as you can see, they are very stupid questions.

Perhaps search engines and horoscopes are really more your thing. Let's leave the news to the hard core j-dogs like Gawker and Jon Stewart.